You know how it is. Youre sitting at residence, drinking tea, watching Leeds United beat Manchester United in the FA Cup, cringing as Wayne Rooney tries his most difficult to equalise by hitting a shot straight at the goalkeeper rather than into the prime corner, and you wonder: how accurate are Premiership footballers? The answer, you would feel, is: quite. But we didnt want to get anyones phrase for it, so we encouraged Aston Villa and England player James Milner to kick footballs at FHMs resident masochist Stuart Hood from a selection of distances, all in the title of in search of out the reality. Like Bernstein and Woodward, with shin pads.